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I tried to look busy at the coffee shop by opening Excel with random numbers. The barista leaned ove…
I tried to look busy at the coffee shop by opening Excel with random numbers. The barista leaned over and said, "Cool, same spreadsheet template as last week." I had been coming daily. I paid for my latte, tipped twenty percent out of guilt, and never went back to that block.
Last Tuesday I joined the wrong Zoom and stayed for ten minutes because I was too embarrassed to lea…
Last Tuesday I joined the wrong Zoom and stayed for ten minutes because I was too embarrassed to leave. They were deep in quarterly targets I had never heard of. I nodded and said "great point" twice. When they asked for my numbers I faked a bad connection and hung up. Still cringe every standup.